anyone know where i can get pretty labret jewelry?
sister: oh my god i have to pee and dad's in the shower
me: it's nice out. why don't you just go in the backyard?
sister: well the pool's open...
me: everyone's toilet and bathtub
sister: ...it's sad but true
Anonymous asked: Full fron-whut? Whud I miss? Re to the post it.
Anonymous asked: Fuck one, marry one, kill one: Ders, Blake, Adam.
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered. There are...
deadinmagazines asked: poor derpy cat. :( haha