June 2012
anyone know where i can get pretty labret jewelry?
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sister: oh my god i have to pee and dad's in the shower
me: it's nice out. why don't you just go in the backyard?
sister: well the pool's open...
me: everyone's toilet and bathtub
sister: ...it's sad but true
May 2012
Anonymous asked: Full fron-whut? Whud I miss? Re to the post it.
Anonymous asked: Fuck one, marry one, kill one: Ders, Blake, Adam.
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20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are...
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deadinmagazines asked: poor derpy cat. :( haha